When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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