whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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