if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Dear god my vagina.
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