She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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