I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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