Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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