Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
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Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
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And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
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