turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
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dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
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Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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