he told me I talked like a deaf person
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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