32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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