Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
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nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
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Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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