if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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