At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
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His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
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Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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