I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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