He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
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