it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Randomize
