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I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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