Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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