woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize
