your thong is hanging out like whoa
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Randomize
