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How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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