4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
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He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
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My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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