girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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