Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Life is so much better after having sex.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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