woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
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There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
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Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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