During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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