used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
The air taste purple.
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