Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
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