I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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