I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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