Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
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I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
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He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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