The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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