I'm lost and stupid without you.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
don't judge my taste in strippers
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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