My nipple is on Facebook.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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