Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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