Sponge bath it is.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
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Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
ttyl tear gas
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
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He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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