marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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