There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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