new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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