I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
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By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
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She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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