I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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