He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
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