1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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