the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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