Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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