Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
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