Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
one might say we're banned from that church
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
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so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
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Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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