i barfeds in our rink
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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