Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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