singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
A+ Viking dick
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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