Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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