I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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