I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
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It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
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Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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