yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
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