are you so shy because you have an std?
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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