I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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