IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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