Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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